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adwred · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:10 pm Post subject:

I'll take your wife on! I'm not afraid. And you know what? Throw that octogenarian in there, too. I like a good old lady fight.

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Geriatricat fight! Cheer

Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject:

Look at all of the red headed energetic Canadians! I may have to renounce my citizenship and come live among you with you ice fishing and beaver tailed pastries.
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adwred · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject:

Hey Dusty, are you still zero-carbing and loving it?
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Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject:

'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...
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ReddyMcMeaty · The Boss Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5776

Energetic, there's a way to put it! We're trying to figure out the best place for our all female redheaded carnivorous commune where we can live together and knit exciting underwear and grow our own livestock.
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adwred · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject:

And build a forest gym!!
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Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject:

And another Monty Python fan, where do you people come from? Everyone in the state of Arkansas hates Monty Python but me, and yet everyone here loves it.
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ReddyMcMeaty · The Boss Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5776

That is why we're here, to copulate, er congregate with other great minds.
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Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject:

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Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject:

I should be discouraging this kind of sexual harrasment.... you know I am a fireman right?
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adwred · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject:

I have a fire you can help put out, Dusty.
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Dustyboy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject:

Why do I feel like Chris Hansen is going to break my door down any minute?
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adwred · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:55 pm Post subject:

What?

I'm talking about the bushes! There's a bush. On fire. Down by the Y.
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ReddyMcMeaty · The Boss Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5776

just when I go to bed too
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Dustyboy · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

Me: "hello"
Chris Hansen: "are you dustyboy?"
Me: "yes"
CH: "what are you doing here?"
Me: "I don't really know I was told there was a fire"
CH: "In the bushes by the Y"
Me: "yeah thats it"
CH: "what does that mean?"
Me: "Im not sure sir I think its a Canadian thing"
CH: "I think you are a pervert"
Me: "No I swear I did not do anything it is just a forum about meat"
CH: "you are sick"

20 seconds later

Me: "officer the cuffs are hurting me"
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Dustyboy · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

I know, I know that show is about adults picking up on under age girls or boys.
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adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject:

Please tell me someone gets my 'fire bush down by the Y' joke, other than Meg.
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Dustyboy · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject:

I get it, it just scares me a little.
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adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject:

Well, fine, I guess I'll have to find another fireman to help me with my flaming bush.
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Dustyboy · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:49 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry. I have let my firefighting brethren down today. Embarassed

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ReddyMcMeaty · The Boss Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5776

I'm always willing to help you with that kind of thing Red
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Dustyboy · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject:

Dirty girls.
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adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject:

I'm actually not that dirty. What can I say? You bring it out in me, Dusty!!
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adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:29 pm Post subject:

Meg, how can you help me when you probabably also have a smouldering shrub of your own?

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