| Archive for Active No-Carber Forums A veggie-free zone |
| Avalon |
The Oatmeal ManI'm sorry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gyx3sg3eA |
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| Glennart |
The ice cream orgasm was hilarious. 
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| Avalon |
I very much enjoyed the Oatmeal Man character, "My Friend" "You will live forever". As bad as it was, there were a couple very memorable laughs. Better than Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull   what?
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| meatISawesome369 |
The Oatmeal guy hit the fat guy with a dildo. Why does he carry around a dildo? Sick. | ||
| Carnation |
Doesn't everyone? |
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| adwred |
Stephen, I think I have a spare I can give you. Let me just get my purse... | ||
| Erasmus |
It's good to keep one around.
I mean really, sometimes you just want to watch the game and you find yourself being pestered. "Here Honey. Get the stick! Get the stick!" 
It works for dogs too, but use a regular stick.
-E |
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| adwred |
I take it your wife doesn't read this forum. Because if she does, you might want to start worrying about her dumping you entirely for that dildo. | ||
| ReddyMcMeaty |
She probably already has. This is just his childish anger and jealousy playing out. | ||
| Erasmus |
Nope, she (GF actually) keeps coming back. Probably some sort of mental defect I reckon.
Maybe I'm just charming. 
Also, it's hard to get jealous when you have no chance of competing, especially when electronics are involved. 
-E |
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| Avalon |
Oy! 
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