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Avalon · Top Carnivore Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 3326

I'm sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gyx3sg3eA

Glennart · Hunter Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 135 Location: Sweden

The ice cream orgasm was hilarious. Laugh

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Avalon · Top Carnivore Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 3326

I very much enjoyed the Oatmeal Man character, "My Friend" Laugh

"You will live forever". As bad as it was, there were a couple very memorable laughs. Better than Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull Roll Eyes

what?

meatISawesome369 · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

The Oatmeal guy hit the fat guy with a dildo. Why does he carry around a dildo? Sick.

Carnation · Top Carnivore Joined: 15 Dec 2007 Posts: 3586

adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject:

Stephen, I think I have a spare I can give you. Let me just get my purse...
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Erasmus · Hunter Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 142

It's good to keep one around.

I mean really, sometimes you just want to watch the game and you find yourself being pestered.

"Here Honey. Get the stick! Get the stick!" Evil

It works for dogs too, but use a regular stick. Laugh

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adwred · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

I take it your wife doesn't read this forum. Because if she does, you might want to start worrying about her dumping you entirely for that dildo.
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ReddyMcMeaty · The Boss Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5776

She probably already has. This is just his childish anger and jealousy playing out.
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Erasmus · Hunter Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 142

Nope, she (GF actually) keeps coming back. Probably some sort of mental defect I reckon.

Maybe I'm just charming. Happy

Also, it's hard to get jealous when you have no chance of competing, especially when electronics are involved. Wink

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Avalon · Top Carnivore Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 3326

Oy!