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barb0324 Guest
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:16 am Post subject: Beer contains female hormones! |
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This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn to women. To test the theory, 100
men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argue over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Avalon Top Carnivore


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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:43 am Post subject: |
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Okay, why am I afraid to laugh at that! I did of course because you had me going August Fools! |
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jl53563 Meat Devil


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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Good one Barb......you had me going for awhile too.  |
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BlackLabelSimian Meat Devil


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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Wow...I haven't seen this one in ages. Someone emailed it to me a long friggen time ago. LOL _________________ "Change. Nothin' stays the same. Unchained...And ya hit the ground runnin'."
"In this house of doom ain't no one gets out alive." |
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Jaybird Meat Devil


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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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My husband just had a few beers, and he got a good laugh out of this. So did I, omg its true. So true. Umm...is there anyone else that finds their significant other extremely annoying when they are drunk and you are not????  _________________ [url=http://www.TickerFactory.com/weight-loss/wL3Inqm/]
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adwred Bear Disciple


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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Yes! _________________ I'm a vegetable-eater by proxy. I make sure to get 5-10 servings of herbivore per day. |
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jl53563 Meat Devil


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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Jaybird wrote: | My husband just had a few beers, and he got a good laugh out of this. So did I, omg its true. So true. Umm...is there anyone else that finds their significant other extremely annoying when they are drunk and you are not????  |
Drunks and non-drunks should not mix!  |
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Carne Vorare Top Cat

Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 363
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:06 am Post subject: Discovery |
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..Channel did do a special on beer drinking and social ills *whatever*
the important point i gleaned from there is that it can supposedly reduce testosterone levels. well, speakin' from a serious lifter's point of view
I'M QUITTIN' DRINKIN!!
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